The Bluths are back.
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These are real conversations I have with my coworker, Thomas.
Super stoked to see these folks on Thursday.
At the ripe, tender, ugly age of 12, I wrote a song entitled, “Love is Like a Piece of Tape.” Lyrics as follows:
Love is like a piece of tape, you can stick it back together.
Piece of tape.
Piece of tape.
Piece of tay-ape.
This song idea must have come to me in a dream, for I recall thinking it was the most brilliant idea I had ever had. Love is like tape! Of course! You can repair love like you can repair things with a piece of tape! Why hasn’t anyone ever written a song about this? I’m obviously going to be a star! Of course, I had no idea what love was, but I understood it to be something much like scotch tape.
love.zis.