March 2011
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“I just touched a hundred sex toys, I need to sanitize my hands before eating...”
– Me, overheard by an unlucky stranger in the LES
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What the Mormons are doing.
So there’s a new thing the Mormons are doing. It’s called: “pay the hip, young, attractive newlywed Mormons to keep up cute, hip blogs and post pictures of how beautiful they are with their quaint and beautiful houses, with their hip, hot Mormon spouses.” This is a ploy to get you to think Mormonism is cool.
Don’t buy into it. The blogs are intriguing and...
Bar fights.
So I have a problem with self-control. I’m aware of this, but I thought I was getting better. Not so.
I almost fought 3 people this weekend.
The first was a girl who didn’t high five my good friend Colin when he was asking everyone for high fives. The girl was immediately added to my shit list. (You’re “too hip” to high five my good friend? What is your deal?)
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Dinner tonight.
Still at work but already thinking about dinner tonight. I’m going to Siggy’s in Brooklyn Heights. Gotta love the organic stuff.
I’ll be dining with my friend Caitlin who just happens to be a very talented musician. Check out her stuff here.
I think about food about 80% of the day. Which is sort of pathetic. But sometimes I need to think about lunch or dinner to just get me...
Pretty things that I want.
Some stuff that’s been sitting in my cart on Etsy.
A mustache that you can hang things on. Unheard of. Amazing.
Would be perfect if I did any cooking whatsoever.
NJ will always have a special place in my heart.
This would be a smart place to put my earring so I don’t lose them. Duh.
This print needs to be hanging in my room. Now.
A clock made of an old NYC subway map. How...
Charlie Effing Sheen
So Charlie Sheen is all over the internet and the newspapers. He’s such an epidemic right now. He’s probably a trending topic on twitter… and for what? For being addicted to cocaine, having a magical oasis where he has threesomes with his “goddess” whores, and for saying some funny shit.
I’ve seen the website where you click through various Sheen-isms,...
Ah, the old 9 to 5.
So here I am, in my cubicle. Consider this my “lunch break,” fellow coworkers.
Today I am wearing super flare jeans and a long-sleeve sheer black 70’s top with shoulder pads that I stupidly got after stumbling into an overpriced “vintage” store in the village on Saturday. I’m wearing a long, gold chain necklace to complete the outdated look.
A few weeks ago...
Ramblings of a cynical priss.
Living in NYC, with each passing day, I become just slightly more cynical- and I express my cynicism and frustration in silly ways at times. Like a few days ago, when I cursed a guy off in the street. Mind you, he was in his car and almost hit me, but afterward I thought, “the old me never would have done that…” (if you don’t count last year when an old guy called me a word...
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